Licking the Taliban’s Flip-Flop

...Not all forces memoirs are Bravo Two Zero, you know.

The alarm sounds again. We hit the floor. Another salvo of impacts interrupts the rocket attack announcement. Rocket number one is close, number two is closer. "Here we.." is all I manage to say just as number three detonates. It's the closest one yet. We hear the building flex around us as the shockwave passes through. Somehow it remains standing as it strains with the passing wave. I'm hoping this might have fixed some of the squeaking doors.

Licking The Taliban's Flip-Flop is the blackly comic story of a British Army 'Mover', and his final Operational Tour in Afghanistan. Find out how Staff Sgt Lee narrowly avoided death by drone, what on earth Black Nasty is, how our hero managed to bounce Prime Minister David Cameron into taking a special package back to the UK... and exactly how much money it would cost for a British soldier to lick a Taliban prisoner's dusty flip-flop.